Produced, mixed and mastered by Amos MF Levy aka DJ Thermos(who also raps the chorus!)
lyrics
BIRCH BEER BACKWASH
ON MY BALLGAG, BACK OFF
I GOT HEARTBURN
BIG DICK, BIG TITS
ON MY BIG LOTS CRUCIFIX
IT’S MY TURN
Get on the hawg
Rev the motor
Ride to Minnesota
Wake up Bob
The motherfucker’s still in South Dakota
Dirty dickin’ it
Hickory smoked pic-a-nic
Type 2 diabetic and COPD sickness
Rattlesnake shakin’ at the Radisson in Madison
Mediocrely strokin’ the lot lizards are tattling
Not nice of them Bud lite ice and gin
Microwaved truck stop pizza slice and then
Gobble up Centrum silver vitamins
Drop from a heart attack if I fight again
Dab skin tags with liquid nitrogen
Crack them off and I’m back on my bike my friend
Kris Kristofferson, from the dick up
Smack my grappling hook right on the back of your crap Chevy pickup, it’s a stickup
15 boys with dirty dicks
and a rusty razor and a crucifix
I live on the East Coast talking shit
come around and watch the blood go drip
Half drunk lime San Pellegrino in the babyseat
The radiator’s overheating but it’s cool with me
Because I’m childless
I’m not a car owner either
Yet here I am driving this
I’m surviving off a severance package
Coked outta my skull
and hard headed to croquet practice
Soho actress currently cashless
last week she crashed on the back porch blow up mattress
Method tactics, Stanislavski
not hope-less, but dopesick
She’s sloppy
swap meet smack zapped Her cardio
EMT’s crashed the party oh! Drug dogs in tow
Vice cops know now where I break fast
Broke out the hatchback glass and hauled ass
the fuck outta Burbank, hit cruise and do a little
"cocaine on the dashboard”
15 boys with dirty dicks
and a rusty razor and a crucifix
I live on the East Coast talking shit
come around and watch the blood go drip
drain the vain, fill
told the Devil get off my ass
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